Here is a recap:
7am - rip off sheets from bed and dangle them from rafters of top bunk to make fort
7:30 - rip off clothes from hangers in closet- spewing them everywhere - to make mobile out of said hangers
8am- spray garbage can with Lysol only to find out in mid-spray that I am "pledging" it instead. It will fear all dust bunnies under the sink now.
8:30- on our way out the door to drive to school when small child decides to have a poop. Cannot drive in the van with the stench, so proceed to put in into the dust free rubbish bin instead.
8:50 - arrive home and sugar my coffee twice - drink it anyway, as I think I may not get a chance to eat breakfast and so I will need the sugar later on.
9am- pull all toys out in the living room, only to decide that outside play is more fun.
10am- drink coffee that has been nuked already once, with too much sugar and count the hours until my day is over.
11am - start lunch, which is now a proven fact that takes twice as long to make as it does to inhale/dump on floor/complain about/pick apart.
11:30-sweep hardwood floors for the 1 millionth time this day.
12pm - get one daycare kiddie up from morning nap and proceed to lay another one down before the blankets even cool down.
1pm-blog about my morning.
Thanks for letting me vent. Girls road trip cannot come fast enough.